BREAKING NEWS!!! PORCHE AND BMW COLLIDE ON BOULEVARD

 

At 4:30 PM today a $60,000 vehicle and a $40,000 vehicle faced off at the "Intersection of Death" Boulevard & Main. The Porche attempted the unthinkable: a maniac u-turn as an oncoming northbound BMW zoomed into its fragile passenger side.

 

Visit us later for the full story and accident analysis.

 

Photo Credit: Joe

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yup.

That is hilarious! I ran into a Porche when I was 17 and shattered its $600 headlight...

My favorite part of that picture...

...is Jerry, the hilariously incompetent handyman in the employ of the Hollisters, surveying the damage on a $60,000 car. "Well, if I just goop some caulk on here, that'll fix 'er right up! Done and done!"

Unbelievable photo

Unbelievable photo journalism! Look at the agony on the Porsche driver's face.

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