XX Massive Sulfur Acid Death Cloud Invades 10 South XX
2:19PM: BULLETIN
A massive sulfur acid death cloud has invaded 10 South Boulevard this afternoon. Handyman Jerry has confirmed dropping copious amounts of a sulfuric acid substance down the pipes to clear out a clog. This action has created a massive sulfur acid death cloud that has thoroughly saturated the lobby, hallways and stairwell of 10 South with a horrifying sulfur stench that will most likely induce a headache and/or nausea. All residents and guests are advised to PEACE OUT of the building until the massive sulfur acid death cloud subsides.





PRESS CONFERENCE at 6 PM
RICHMOND - 10 South will hold a press conference at 6 PM to discuss the devastating gas cloud that overwhelmed residents today.
"I am as shocked as everyone else that this noxious cloud invaded our residences but I am proud that our first responder team took immediate action to remedy the situation." said 10 South spokesperson Peter Feddo.
"Doors were opened and large pedestal fans erected to disperse the caustic cloud from our beloved homes."
"High level sources have confirmed that the cloud was indeed connected to sulfuric acid poured into the third floor drain pipes."
Thursday Status
10 South Refugee eagerly awaits news from the homeland.
Is it safe for people to return to gassed apartments?
Confirmed Deaths
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